Fuck This Shit. I'm Going To Hogwarts!

Do you ever wish that an imaginary place was real? Wouldn't the whole world be better off if it was?
I have discovered yet another of my idiosyncrasies: If I don't like it, I'm not there. I even shout it at appropriate moments to make my point. Just last week my parents were fighting when I did indeed shout the following statement at them: "Fuck this shit, I'm going to Hogwarts!"
It is to protect me from something I don't want to face.
Be wary of Hogwarts and don't question me if I leave to go there.