What Not To Eat

Have you ever eaten vegemite on toast with a bit of coconut? I wasn’t planning on it but somehow it ended up on my breakfast so there you have it. It was an interesting flavour (or lack of in the coconut department) combination. It wasn’t yucky but it was different and I have a strange feeling that I liked it.
So there you have it; the idea for today’s topic. I have decided upon What Not to Eat.
Item number one: Out of date Glutose paste
Don’t. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! NO! It gets chunky bits in it. It isn’t asposed to have chunky bits. They are not nice and you don’t want to ever taste that. Yes, eventually your tongue does go numb from the pure sugar and gelatine but it isn’t soon enough. Oh God, it is so disgusting. By all means, eat it before it expires (and if your DS says it’s ok) but afterwards Glutose paste becomes What Not to Eat.
Number two: Chocolate yoghurt. On EVERYTHING.
People get the impression you’re pregnant. Even if you’re only twelve. Ever had pasta and chocolate yoghurt? I doubt it. What about carrot? Actually, that tastes nice once you get used to it... But you wouldn’t be used to it so shmerr. There so many foods that chocolate yoghurt goes perfect with. It is capable of being ridiculously delicious. I am simply beseeching you not to eat Chocolate yoghurt. On EVERYTHING.
Three: Chocolate thickshakes with a packet of ketchup.
I did try this one. I was in the line of fire from a pregnant and craving woman so off I went for her thickshake and packet of ketchup. I thought I’d see what the fuss was about. The fuss was eww. It was not a nice combination. Milk, chocolate and sauce. Like I mentioned above, not everything works well with chocolate. This was worse than that. It epic failed with a ‘ph’.

This is not a complete list of everything I believe should be on the What Not to Eat list. You can tell because I haven’t mentioned brussel sprouts. It’s because I’m too damn lazy to tell you about anymore just now. That and I have a StJ duty to get ready for.